If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
Ek Nanga Pathan Sir Pe T.V Raakh Kar Ja Raha Tha
Eik Admi Ny Pocha: Khan Ye Kya Harkat Hay?
Pathan: Hum Ko 1 Larki Mila
Wo Hum Ko Apnay Ghar Lay Gaya
Apna Or Humara Sub Kapra Utar Diya Or Boli
"JO LOOTNA HAY LOOT LO"
Hum T.V Loot Kar Laya Hay Is Pr World Cup Dekhe Ga... ;->
(CRICKET WE LOVE U)
Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai...
Jan|X
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain... ;->
LOVE Isn't Abt Expression Heavy Words,
Its Abt Understanding A
Gentle Touch N Pure Heart..
N
FRIENDSHIP Is To Sit 2gthr
N Laugh Abt D
Non-Sense Said Above... :P:D
Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient
Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you???
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
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