Adult SMS

Viagra Q?



1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?



1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”

“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.


Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.
HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha


Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:
1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah
2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes
3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More
4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah
5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah
6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao


Women are known to be the weaker sex but they can tear
the mightiest man apart by just these three words.
‘IS IT IN?!


100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
“White”

1% ne kaha
“Black”

97% ne kaha
.
.
“UTRA HUA”




SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES
14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega

17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom

26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho
58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!

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